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usingtimewisely:

the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.

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macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

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religiousmom:

stop trying to invalidate a woman’s right to safety just so you can go on living your ignorant bigoted life without feeling guilty

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faithsuperfab:

theskieswillfall:

swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

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faithsuperfab:

theskieswillfall:

swiggityswackpaintitblack:

homestuckcrockpot:

funfrom4chan:

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i fucking

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funneestuff:

vine is where child stars go to remain great

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khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

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happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

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